Unaccomplished mission of a young girl like me😂😂
It ur fav divine also known as divineblessing aka
Pixxieglowww🙈
Clock that 🤏
It been long🙏
Yep I know😫😪
Exam has been so sooooo🤧🤧
Wooo
What can I even say sef
So let have fun and let gisttt today cos I'm short of ideas
Like brooooooo
Omo,
Some of you are on midterm break while me I'm in school writing exam
Omo
The struggle is really🤧😭
But sha i thank God that I no dey write midterm test like some of Una
I just say make I shade Una small.
Guys pls judge this thing ohh
So
They asked me not to take the smoov I bought with my money
Na once I craze😫😪 .
coz na me buy am
U con talk sey make I no drink amm
Like the audacity,
The Gutt
The mind to tell me not to take the smoov
Dey playyy
As the typical divine that I am
Na so I remove 100 con buy Eve
Drink my smoov and kept the eve inside to smoov bootle
I literally taught I was so smart then I turned back
And guess who I sawwwww😭🤲
It was no one other than
MY MUMMYYYYY😭😭😭
Guys tell me why she was just standing there looking at me like she had been watching the whole mission from the beginning 😭
Omo my heart shifted location immediately 🤧
Heart attack😂😂
The smile wey dey my face just disappear.
I looked at her.
She looked at me.
The bottle looked at both of us😭🤲
Nobody talked for like 5 seconds.
And that 5 seconds felt like 5 business days😭
Then she just said
"So you think say you smart pass everybody abi?" 😭
Guys...
At that moment I knew the battle was over.
No appeal.
No retrial.
No evidence.
Case closed😭🤧
See me trying to explain.
"Mummy ehn"
"Actually"
"You see
"It not what you think😭
Omo even me sef i no understand wetin I dey talk😭🤲
I still dey theif my own drink😭😂
Smoov ehhhn😂
The funniest part?
After all my FBI-level planning
After all my secret agent moves
After all the intelligence gathering
I still got caught in 4K😭😭
And the Eve wey I buy with my own hundred naira?
I no even enjoy am sef😭🤧
Moral lesson of today's story
If your African parent say no...
Just know say dem already know the future 😭🤲😂
But I will still do it again oh😂😭
But for now let me go and read my account😭😢
Abeg rate my successful mission from 1-10😭👇
Comments
Don't do it again 🥲🤣🤌
I will still do it oh😂