Double wahala part1๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

Hey guysssss๐Ÿ˜›
It ur fav divine also known as divineblessing aka
Pixxieglowww๐Ÿ™ˆ
Clock that ๐Ÿค

But guys 

Na now I know sey a problem shared is still your problem๐Ÿ˜ซ
So guys 
Guess why I said that ๐Ÿ˜”
   
Omo,
I had to learn the hard way

So sha

As a typical broke girl that I am 
Like
  "Divine is so broke"
Hehe๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜›
   I asked my mom for money cuz I need it really urgent before next month ๐Ÿคง
And she said okay
In my mind I was like
 Girlll๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿฅณ, 
mission accomplished๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Œ
I was literally feeling myself sha๐Ÿ˜œ
Cos what would u expect from a broke girl sha๐Ÿ˜ช
   Two days later,
I went to ask her for the money as she was like 
"Use your money"
In my mind I was like
  
Blood of Jesus๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†‍♀️
  
I hope you don't mean ittt๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคง
  
Hope it is a prank๐Ÿ™Ž‍♂️
 So sha i was na laughing and I said 
Mommy hope it is a joke๐Ÿ˜” 
and she said my friend will u get out of here๐Ÿ˜น

Omoooo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Everywhere just blurrrrrr

No be small blur oh๐Ÿ˜ญ

I just dey stand there like person wey network disappear from life.

As in๐Ÿฅฒ, 
what happened to the agreement we signed two days ago?๐Ÿ˜ญ

Guys, tell me why I even started calculating the money before I collected it๐Ÿ˜‚

I don price things finish.๐Ÿ˜ญ

I don arrange budget.

I don spend the money in my head  finish๐Ÿ˜ญ✋

only for my mommy to tell me:

"Use your money."

MY MONEY???๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Which money exactly?

The one wey dey my dreams?

The one wey only appears during imagination sessions?

Abi the one wey I dey expect from miracle alert?๐Ÿ˜‚

At that point, I checked my account balance again.

As if maybe the money go just pity me and multiply itself๐Ÿ˜ญ

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Even my account balance dey look at me like:

"Why are you checking me? We both know the truth."๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Omo, I quietly left the room.

The painful part be say, 
I no fit vex.

Because if I vex too much, I fit still go back go ask for transport money๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

Life of a broke girl๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ

Bye guyssss๐Ÿ˜œ
Stay tunnel to another blog.

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